Wan-too-many days in the sun? That's why my rhymes are so cold! Epic Rap Battles of History Season … That's why my rhymes are so cold! Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. ), They should call your hood the land of way too much milk and honey, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys." "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. (A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Moses was also said to be broken a commandment, which was mentioned in the next line.). Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. (Sand, common terrain in Egypt, is abrasive and can erode some substances into a gelatinous mush. Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. Share on Facebook. Here, he uses it to refer to Israel in the B.C. A "ho" is a slang term for a prostitute. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) I got a new commandizzle for y'all. ), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Mozart vs Skrillex. This track is on the following album: You've been a naughty boy. SANTA CLAUS! It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass, you took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.". Santa tells Moses to write down what the elves and he say. ), (Much turmoil befell the Jews before the time of Christ. Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. 2:20. ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. REACTION VIDEO ERB Of History Moses Vs Santa Claus Absolute Squash Match mp3 Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. ), I took my folks and led them out of Egyptian evil, (Moses helped the Jews escape the Egyptian pharaoh that had them enslaved. The club was invited to play a pre-season friendly against Crystal Palace… and won 5-0! It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. You got a strict religion. It took you forty years to make your people happy, This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Yo, here's a GPS! I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. On naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep your hands off my stocking. 0. ), Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed, (Moses warns Santa that he'll "sleigh" him, a pun on Santa's main form of transportation – a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer – and the word "slay", meaning to kill someone in a violent way. Moses vs Santa Claus Santa Claus: Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? This is most likely intentional ignorance used to insult Moses, misinterpreting "wander" as "lost".). 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Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. The phrase "milk and honey" is also said in the Book of Exodus during Moses' vision of the burning bush. ), (Chanukah is a Jewish holiday occurring around Christmastime. This could also be a reference to Dr. Dre's song "The Next Episode", featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg, in which the famous "Smoke weed everyday" is the last line of the song, said by Nate. I read your book. (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. Santa Claus is coming to town. As Moses led his fellow Jews to freedom, they could not make and eat bread to satisfy their hunger during their journey, as it would have taken too long to leaven. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. "Epic Rap Battles of History" Moses vs. Santa Claus (TV Episode 2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Audio samples provided courtesy of iTunes. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Moses_vs_Santa_Claus/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1493615. I bring joy every year. age, a.k.a. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. I'm from the North Pole! Exodus lasted forty years. (A critical part of Moses' story is that Moses saw a bush that was burning, but wasn't consumed. Moses says to let the little people, in this case, Santa's elves, be freed. Nice Peter as Santa Claus Snoop Dogg as Moses EpicLLOYD as the elves Monica Weitzel and Elena Diaz as Moses' honeys(cameos) Moses compares the Israelites he led to the Promised Land to Santa's elves, saying that his "crew" of the Israelites would defeat the elves, leaving Santa to plead for Moses to let the elves go. Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer Moses vs Santa Claus. Stop preaching, homie. Santa says he'll punch Moses in the genitals. Snoop Dogg) Adam vs Eve. To the G O single D (According to Santa, Moses appears to symbolize the look of a homeless man.). ), (As a present, an elf holds up a GPS for Moses, saying he could use it to find the Promised Land. Buy. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. Who gets lost for forty years?!" Their latest video is no exception. A "hood" is slang for neighborhood. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! With the creation of the modern-day Santa in the 20th century AD, however, the celebration became one based on marketing and buying gifts for children; thus, the true purpose of the holiday is often said to have been lost. (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. The highest point of FC Santa Claus’ formative years was actually a trip to England way back in 1997. From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet … 09 Dec Moses vs Santa Claus. Begat deez nuts. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. So write this down. According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. The second of ten plagues brought upon Egypt by God through Moses was millions of frogs emerging from the Nile.). Moses Versus! It's kinda hard talking directly. Santa Claus Begin. Directed by Dave McCary. Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! ), (This line is inaccurate as in the "Bible", God punished the Hebrews for listening to negative speeches from scouts who were in Israel. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. Teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. Man, I represent cheer! before the bread can rise you dummy. You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Santa rebuts the line about Moses "sleighing" him, insisting that he can't do a simple task of making people happy over the course of forty years. VindictivePotato. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! 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